Grace Kelly may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced hobag, but in reality - she is so much more than that.

Why should Marilyn get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under her big tits? What’s so great about Marilyn? Hmm? Audrey is just as cute as Marilyn. ‘K, Audrey is just as smart as Marilyn. People totally like Audrey just as much as they like Marilyn. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Hollywood is about. We should totally just forcibly serve a fatal dose of sleeping pills to stab Marilyn!

That is if the novelty hasn’t worn off yet. ><

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But in case y’all wanna make sure you’re not following the asshole who made the blog, I’m grandhotel. And frankly, I wish I’d worded that initial post a little differently, because it really seemed like an invite to come post serious hateful shit. I will not allow hateful shit to be posted here, and if anyone submits hateful shit, it won’t be passed through. I want this to be a place for dumb lulz, not actual hate-spewing, but sadly, I don’t typically think about my words before I put them out there.

In short, I did accept whatever was in my queue before, because I didn’t think my original post through, but in the future, hateful shit, plus things like “SO-AND-SO WAS A SLUT/CRAZY/BITCH/ETC.” that we all already know is not being submitted. Hell, no one may care about this place in two days. XD